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And how about the tram? Between Krejcárek tram stop and Ohrada tram stop, there were four gypsies on the tram one night, a gypsy woman set fire to the jacket of a gypsy man. Then, two other gypsies laughed idly and hysterically. And then they were punching each other brutally. Despite the fact that I sat far away, over 6 metres away, I started screaming “Stop that!!!” I hopped off at Ohrada station, I did knock at the tram driver’s place and said to the tram driver that those people were ‘blazen’, but he simply responded “nemám čas”. So the tram left, did you expect me to call the police? Don’t get me wrong, most of the time I’m a huge fan of the metro and tram. Prague is very beautiful indeed and the trams are extremely punctual. However, I am psychologically scarred from seeing that ‘toucher’ in the underground and people setting fire to each other at Krejcárek tram stop. Bye.

The below is a dialogue related to one particular chess game:

E4: Ahoj💋

chromatophore… Ahooooooj

chromatophore… You are a pest!

chromatophore… 6th move… I haven’t died yet…

chromatophore… Is it a really big problem that my opponent now has +1?

E4: 😂😂

chromatophore… Oh for fu%k’s sake. Do you really need so many layers of protection?

chromatophore… Like 3-4 layers of warm clothing in the winter. Oh for f#ck’s sake.

chromatophore… Oh damn. My pawn was pinned. I almost did not notice it.

E4: 😅😅😅

chromatophore… Ouch

chromatophore… The pawn is dead.

chromatophore… Am I in danger?

chromatophore… Am I in grave danger? ? ?

E4: 🤔

chromatophore… It is a problem that you are looking at that dark square.

E4: Yeees. You are right.

chromatophore… Are you trying to kill my rook in the corner?

E4: Yeeees

chromatophore… It’s a brand new rook!

chromatophore… How dare you!

E4: 😅😅

chromatophore… It is a shiny new rook!

chromatophore… Freshly made! Like the freshly baked bread from Ječmínek!

chromatophore… So, how can I obstruct the business of your bishop?

chromatophore… I must obstruct your bishop’s business! ! ! ! !

E4: It will be a big problem.

chromatophore… I must cause an obstruction! ! ! !

chromatophore… Put up a barrier! Oh my God!

chromatophore… You are such a threat.

chromatophore… The funeral director is getting richer and richer. Dead kings galore.

E4: Play….

chromatophore… Right – I put up a barrier.

chromatophore… A blockage.

E4: Good 👍

chromatophore… You now have +2. Can you please drop down to +0 ?

chromatophore… Aiiieiiieeeiiiiee Ach you are dangerous!

chromatophore… I am trying to cause a problem for you!

chromatophore… I am trying to kick up a fuss!

chromatophore… Damn it, do you need TWO pawns to protect your horse!?? You are terrified that I am so hungry I could eat a horse?

chromatophore… Jonah přemýšlí.

E4: I had to find, how to ‘broke’ your covering😜

chromatophore… Wow. Things are getting quite busy, the right hand side of the chess board.

chromatophore… “How to break”

chromatophore… “broke” that’s past tense. “I broke my drinking cup yesterday.” “I broke my plate last week”.

chromatophore… Broke: in the past.

E4: …to destroy the position

chromatophore… Right… good luck;

chromatophore… I will not just send my horse to die in your mouth. So, I am kicking up a huge fuss.

chromatophore… So, you want your bishop to die?

chromatophore… Oops. I am in trouble!

chromatophore… It is so annoying that your horse is guarding your bishop. It is a huge nuisance!

E4: Your troubles are beginning…

chromatophore… Oh… … f$ck

chromatophore… I’m calling the prince and princess. Does the king want to be in a black coffin or a dark brown one?

chromatophore… It depends on the colour of the wood.

chromatophore… What is the preference? Brown, or black?

chromatophore… Where the hell is my other bishop? Oh. It is dead already.

E4: Ooooh, my horse😅😅

chromatophore… Yes, your big horse, causing problems for me.

chromatophore… I am resisting!

chromatophore… OUCH… That hurts… now my rook is dead.

E4: 😋😋

chromatophore… You have +10. So, I am losing.

chromatophore… Jonah přemýšlí.

chromatophore… You want to butcher my rook.

chromatophore… My shiny beautiful rook. My rook is brand new!

chromatophore… It never even left home!!!!!!!!

E4: 😀

chromatophore… Munch!

chromatophore… What?

E4: 😋😋😋

chromatophore… I am doomed.

E4: My plan was uncovered. Very secret attack😅😅😅

chromatophore… Maybe I did not even notice it.

chromatophore… I’ve already booked the musicians for my king’s funeral.

chromatophore… Violinists, flute players, drummers, everything is arranged.

chromatophore… I am arranging the catering for the king’s funeral. Cucumber sandwiches, cheese sandwiches, tomato sandwiches.

chromatophore… Flute players like to eat cucumber sandwiches immediately after the king’s funeral.

chromatophore… So now I need to call the florists about the king’s upcoming funeral.

chromatophore… The florists want me to pay 50% before the funeral, then, 50% after the funeral .

E4: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

chromatophore… Wait……………

chromatophore… My horse?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

chromatophore… help!

chromatophore… help help help help help my horse! emergency!

chromatophore… My horse has an emergency!

chromatophore… I am on the phone, talking to the florist. I say, wow, 50% of the money, that’s a lot of money. Hey, can I please pay 30% of the money;

chromatophore… before the funeral, then, pay 70% of the money after the king’s funeral?

chromatophore… And please pick up the scissors to start trimming the flowers. Hurry up. Quick hands please.

chromatophore… Or 20% of the money, then, 80% of the money.

E4: Play….

chromatophore… ok

chromatophore… But I am grieving for my horse.

chromatophore… Help! My horse got an emergency!

E4: [Annihilation, victory]

The above game of chess is followed by another game of chess.

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