In praise of Brazzers- a wonderfully ethical, educational company

We have gone to the barbecues of Prague to catch up with friends. And our female friend revealed the following:

What’s even more wonderful is the representation of OCD in hardcore pornography:
The French maids  – hardcore pornography video, made by the company Brazzers.
Actor: Keiran Lee.
Keiran Lee plays the character – a man who suffers from OCD who feels compelled to tap his feet twelve times (or however many times) on the floor, even when the inspector comes round, looking for French maids.
“Are there any French maids here?”And the French maid is wearing a very sexy, seductive uniform.
Anyway, in the video, the sufferer of OCD is stressed and he goes ahead to fuck the French maid who was hiding in the wardrobe, away from the inspector who came.
I thank Mr. Keiran Lee for his hard work, and for his enormous dedication to the porn industry.
Brazzers is a wonderful hardcore pornography production company. It’s genius. As a Christmas gift perhaps you want to buy Brazzers ‘zz’ jewellery such as a necklace and send it to me.
Brazzers is a fantastically ethical company – I think it is the best in the world.
I think you should watch Brazzers hardcore pornography as soon as possible – today.
I love Brazzers porn.
I love Brazzers heart transplant porn, political campaigning/ rallying porn, environmentalism ‘don’t chop the tree’ porn, carwash porn, army porn, cleaners porn, babysitter porn, stepdad porn, butler porn, blackmail porn, burglar porn, chef’s dispute with the kitchen assistant porn, job interview porn, all the porn – I cannot get enough of it!

Let’s have the Dutch ‘Hunter Street’ for Czech quarantine productivity

Hello, all. I sent the following email to my Czech friend in Prague who is a parent. I’ve decided to share it:

I’m sorry to hear that the kids’ quarantine thing is ‘quite annoying’ for you. Hmmmmmm I cannot imagine how annoyed I would be, in Prague, if I were a mum in this situation. In the chaotic afternoons, are you going to get your kids to watch Hunter Street by Nickelodeon? But they key question is, HOW can you get Hunter Street?

Please do not waste time on playing Roblox for six hours straight.I have nothing against Roblox, but I have something against playing a video game for six hours straight. It is just excessive. I love Hunter Street.What’s so good about playing Roblox for six hours straight? What is that going to teach your children? Playing Roblox for six hours straight is NOT going to teach your children to help you. It is NOT going to teach your children to help you wash the dishes, it is NOT going to teach your children to clean the dirty car for you, it is NOT going to teach your children to help you wash the dirty clothes, to dry the dirty clothes, and so on. If you think about it – you are a clean person, they cause most of the mess, and you are constantly battling against this backlog – bits of bird food on the floor, attracting the silverfish at night, and those pests EAT YOUR SOCKS. Then, your clothes have HOLES THROUGH THEM. Give it a try. Get them to watch season 1 episode 1 of Hunter Street. Then, it goes on.

The children’s step-parents got into serious trouble as they got kidnapped, basically. And the children, who are step brothers and sisters, do their best to help their parents. The producers have carefully presented the story so that the viewer understands that the parents got kidnapped, but it’s not going to scare a child really too much. There’s even a part, in the Hunter Street TV show, when the children work hard to clean the house, before that social worker comes – so, the sister cleans the toilet, the brother scrubs the dirty floor… … … …What would your own children do for you? At least wash the dirty pot for you? At least take the clothes out of the washing machine then dry them ? ? ? ? Are they going to do ANYTHING at all? It is a really brilliant TV show, just perfect for a child who is 10. And I really enjoy it. You should give it a try! ! !! ! !!! ! ! ! !!!!!!!!! !!!!! If your girl is not going to do such a big job for you – COOK YOUR SPAGHETTI FOR YOU, FOR YOUR DINNER, at least she can do something very small, like toss the trash into the trash bin! ! ! I think it is a very big job, to cook spaghetti for dinner, certainly for a girl who is only ten years old!

I enjoy watching ‘Downton Abbey’. Why?

Why?

Yeah, as I watch ‘Downton Abbey’, well, I started watching it on TV in Hong Kong, the local TV channel bought the series. Lots of handsome sexy gorgeous men, why wouldn’t I watch Downton Abbey? So, I watch Downton Abbey. You know me. Can’t say no to sexy gorgeous men.
There are many more reasons why I like Downton Abbey, beyond handsome men wearing beautiful clothes. Like, I find the dialogues to be witty, the history is interesting, it is asking me questions about my own life, it is showing me how people get on with their lives and how I could be doing it. It’s so English. They’ve done so much work with the costumes on-set. It’s a really good TV show/ soap opera, in many ways. It’s fun. It’s dazzling. I like many characters of Downton Abbey. 
My Uncle Bob was particularly fond of Mr. Carson. But then he is probably … kindaaaaaa… quite a nutter… If I don’t have him to talk to about Downton Abbey, I could always go out to find somebody else to talk to, about Downton Abbey! 
And if people like to watch Downton Abbey because they like to look at beautiful ladies, then I can’t complain.